Paradox Ponderer Pillows

Add a touch of cleverness to their space with pillows that showcase their love for paradoxes. Comfortable and whimsical, these pillows turn any room into a haven for creative thinkers.

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Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat. mockup

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

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"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news." mockup

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

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"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened." mockup

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

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'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'

'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.' mockup

'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'

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'Did you hear about Dr. Greenblat? -- he developed an immortality pill and choked to death on it.'

'Did you hear about Dr. Greenblat? -- he developed an immortality pill and choked to death on it.' mockup

'Did you hear about Dr. Greenblat? -- he developed an immortality pill and choked to death on it.'

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'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.' mockup

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

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'Your parents are worried about you. You're not rebellious, you don't take any substances, you don't have raging hormones...'

'Your parents are worried about you. You're not rebellious, you don't take any substances, you don't have raging hormones...' mockup

'Your parents are worried about you. You're not rebellious, you don't take any substances, you don't have raging hormones...'

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'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.' mockup

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

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'We may, or may not, have cloned Schrodinger's cat.'

'We may, or may not, have cloned Schrodinger's cat.' mockup

'We may, or may not, have cloned Schrodinger's cat.'

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"But I am responsible! When your lamp got broke, I was responsible...."

"But I am responsible! When your lamp got broke, I was responsible...." mockup

"But I am responsible! When your lamp got broke, I was responsible...."

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Man is dark when the lights turn on. mockup

Man is dark when the lights turn on.

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Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks. mockup

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

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Optimist

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"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'."

"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'." mockup

"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'."

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'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...' mockup

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

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Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books mockup

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

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Impossible to Fill Vacancies

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"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive." mockup

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

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WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat. mockup

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

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'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?' mockup

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

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Introduction to Metaphysics.

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'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.'

'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.' mockup

'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.'

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How to close a 24/7 mini-mart...

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Inventing Time Travel

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Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble. mockup

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.

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Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time. mockup

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

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"It's a curious thing: our living room just seems to end here."

"It's a curious thing: our living room just seems to end here." mockup

"It's a curious thing: our living room just seems to end here."

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Pinocchio Confuses His Nose

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'Your Honor... all the lies I told were true.'

'Your Honor... all the lies I told were true.' mockup

'Your Honor... all the lies I told were true.'

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I find it relaxes me.

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'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.' mockup

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

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Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run. mockup

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

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'I have a question about this time machine. . .'

'I have a question about this time machine. . .' mockup

'I have a question about this time machine. . .'

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"We'll have to see how this plays out. We bought the Synergetics corp., Synergetics bought Biophase, and Biophase bought us."

"We'll have to see how this plays out. We bought the Synergetics corp., Synergetics bought Biophase, and Biophase bought us." mockup

"We'll have to see how this plays out. We bought the Synergetics corp., Synergetics bought Biophase, and Biophase bought us."

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"She was lying when she said she said she was telling the truth... but she was telling the truth when she said she was lying."

"She was lying when she said she said she was telling the truth... but she was telling the truth when she said she was lying." mockup

"She was lying when she said she said she was telling the truth... but she was telling the truth when she said she was lying."

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Paradox Ponderer Pillows Collection

Paradox Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the paradox ponderer—quirky, clever, and perfect for starting conversations over coffee.

Paradox Ponderer Prints

Browse prints that challenge and entertain—perfect for decorating spaces with wit and a love of the mysterious and absurd.

Paradox Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the creative mind—witty designs that celebrate curiosity and love for life's intriguing contradictions.