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A man unhappy that his steak has been partially eaten by someone else

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'If you can read this you're breaking the law by walking on the grass.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

'Due to an anomaly in the space-time continuum, we now bring you 'The Colgate Comedy Hour'....'

"The problem with a cure is that you will once again feel your normal self."

Late BroomStick

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Ten Commandments

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Prepper Dog

"Great, now we're lost."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.