Perception Ponderer Pillows

"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."

"Do you have any books on perception?"

The painful embarrassment of Rorschach Pattern Baldness.

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

Clothes Make the man...

Cultural Warfare

See yourself as others see you

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Hallucination Society Notice: You are Not Here

'That may be true but it's definitely the best place in the world to perpetuate the myth that it's still the best place in the world to bring up children.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

"I just paint what I see."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Berkeley Webcams

"That's not the real me."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"Nobody heart it, and it didn't happen."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Needs to get a life"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'