Property Ponderer Gifts

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"You've got termites."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

'And this is my landlord...'

"Thank goodness I'm only renting."

'Management is fully aware of the problems staff have affording property at the moment.'

Real estate bubble

'Thats curious, Bob. I'm also thinking real estate.'

Land Sale

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Man sits on house.

"That's way out of my price range..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Have you seen my money?

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Retirement Issues

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."