Property Ponderer Gifts

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"You've got termites."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

'And this is my landlord...'

A. Einstein. E = MC2. Yes, I do space-time research, but that doesn't mean I know how to get you out of your timeshare contract.

"Thank goodness I'm only renting."

'Management is fully aware of the problems staff have affording property at the moment.'

Real estate bubble

'Thats curious, Bob. I'm also thinking real estate.'

Land Sale

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Man sits on house.

"That's way out of my price range..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Have you seen my money?

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"