Property Price Ponderer Gifts

See the house whose property taxes were raised

House prices remain out of reach for most first-time buyers...

Flat Nav - Still not in your price range.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Have you seen my money?

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Less is more.

"You've got termites."

Gas Prices

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

"That's way out of my price range..."

"Why does my investment portfolio have a toe tag?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Land Sale

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'