Property Market Ponderer Gifts

Real Estate Office and Pretend Estate Office.

'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

House hunting is cruel.

"You've got termites."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Shoe house.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Look, they're slowing down.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

Real Estate Life

Affordable housing

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"