Price Pondering Expert Gifts

Gas Prices

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Beef Stew.

Less is more.

"You've got termites."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"That's way out of my price range..."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

A. Einstein. E = MC2. Yes, I do space-time research, but that doesn't mean I know how to get you out of your timeshare contract.

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Land Sale

Have you been undressing me with your eyes? It's okay, I'm a doctor

Real estate bubble

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'