Property Price Ponderer T-Shirts

See the house whose property taxes were raised

House prices remain out of reach for most first-time buyers...

Flat Nav - Still not in your price range.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Have you seen my money?

Less is more.

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"You've got termites."

Gas Prices

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

"Why does my investment portfolio have a toe tag?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Land Sale

Real estate bubble

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.