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'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Have you seen my money?

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Retirement Issues

"You've got termites."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."