Prison Environment Gifts

Prisoner runs out of wall space to count the days.

'I saw him first!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Madoff and devil.

Prison Romance.

Wow. A corner office at last

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prisoner Crossing

Police Lineup Escape

Exhibition for Prisoners

Exposed and imprisoned.

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

CCTV on torture cage.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"Maximum security prison"

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."