Prison System Gifts

'Stupid unwritten rules!'

"You should try and get out more."

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

"We're done here. I'm advising my client not to answer anymore questions."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Skeptic Tank.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Prison Romance.

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Freedom Book.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Prisoner Crossing

Police Lineup Escape

Prisoner Trump

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'Escape?...Why?'