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'Stupid unwritten rules!'

"You should try and get out more."

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

"We're done here. I'm advising my client not to answer anymore questions."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Skeptic Tank.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Freedom Book.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Prison Romance.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Police Lineup Escape

Prisoner Crossing

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

'Escape?...Why?'

When staffing agencies screw up.