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Prisoner runs out of wall space to count the days.

'I saw him first!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Madoff and devil.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prison Romance.

Wow. A corner office at last

Prisoner Crossing

Police Lineup Escape

Exhibition for Prisoners

Exposed and imprisoned.

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"Maximum security prison"

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

CCTV on torture cage.

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

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