Prison Themes T-Shirts

The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror

"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."

'A little higher and to the right - that's gorgeous!'

'Well, it's a little intimidating. All I managed to smuggle in was a comb.'

'Lying bastards! - They told me a duvet was far better than sheets and blankets!'

Wordplay: Freedom.

You're right. It really opens the place up.

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

Arrows Pointing The Blame.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prison Library: Do Not Press The Escape Key On Prison Computers.

Dog Prisoner

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

"It's no use, Ed, I just can't sleep. I miss my wife's . . . snoring!"

Tic-tac-toe

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Wow. A corner office at last

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Prison Wallpaper.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"