Prison Themes T-Shirts

The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror

"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'A little higher and to the right - that's gorgeous!'

'Well, it's a little intimidating. All I managed to smuggle in was a comb.'

'Lying bastards! - They told me a duvet was far better than sheets and blankets!'

Wordplay: Freedom.

You're right. It really opens the place up.

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

Arrows Pointing The Blame.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prison Library: Do Not Press The Escape Key On Prison Computers.

Dog Prisoner

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

"It's no use, Ed, I just can't sleep. I miss my wife's . . . snoring!"

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

Tic-tac-toe

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Wow. A corner office at last

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Sweet Jailbreak

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Prison Wallpaper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

You gonna eat your pickle?