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Overcrowded Prison

The Computer Bore

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Computer Expert

Computer monitor for a head.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Hardware and software

Fixing the Computer.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Binary Man

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Windows or Mac?

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Computer Life

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Robots can't take away your job, Khanna. No one knows what you do."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."