Prison History Gifts

' So, which one of you is the famous 'Bird man' ?'

'It's cold, damp, and dark, but I can't complain--it's perfect for my clarets.'

'Can you direct me to the Birdman's cell?'

"You've got a dinner invitation."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Tic-tac-toe

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Madoff and devil.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prison Romance.

Prisoner Crossing

Police Lineup Escape

Exhibition for Prisoners

Exposed and imprisoned.

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Prison Wallpaper.

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Maximum security prison"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

CCTV on torture cage.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'