Prison History Prints

' So, which one of you is the famous 'Bird man' ?'

'It's cold, damp, and dark, but I can't complain--it's perfect for my clarets.'

'Can you direct me to the Birdman's cell?'

"You've got a dinner invitation."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Tic-tac-toe

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Madoff and devil.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prison Romance.

Prisoner Crossing

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Police Lineup Escape

Exhibition for Prisoners

Exposed and imprisoned.

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Sweet Jailbreak

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Prison Wallpaper.

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

"Maximum security prison"