Prison Lore Prints

"No, I've only been in two years - that's how many cell mates I've had."

Visitor tries to smuggle cake-mix with file in it, into prison.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Tic-tac-toe

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prison Romance.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

Sweet Jailbreak

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

Prison Wallpaper.

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Maximum security prison"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

Convict Decor