Prison Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone with ties to prison or a fascination with the justice system? Our collection offers witty, thought-provoking items perfect for anyone interested in this serious yet intriguing topic. Whether it's a quirky mug, a humorous T-shirt, or a stylish print, our products celebrate the complexity and humanity behind the walls. Surprise a friend or loved one with a gift that sparks conversation and shows you understand their world in a light-hearted way.

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"A life sentence isn't so bad. With good behavior, a poor diet, smoking and lack of exercise, you'll be out in no time."

"A life sentence isn't so bad. With good behavior, a poor diet, smoking and lack of exercise, you'll be out in no time." mockup

"A life sentence isn't so bad. With good behavior, a poor diet, smoking and lack of exercise, you'll be out in no time."

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"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel." mockup

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

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'What are you in for?' - 'Forgery.' mockup

'What are you in for?' - 'Forgery.'

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"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order." mockup

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

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'After cheating death, I naturally assumed I could cheat taxes, too.'

'After cheating death, I naturally assumed I could cheat taxes, too.' mockup

'After cheating death, I naturally assumed I could cheat taxes, too.'

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'Sorry - wrong number.'

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'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.' mockup

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

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'I'm sorry, but I make it a rule not to date anyone I work with.'

'I'm sorry, but I make it a rule not to date anyone I work with.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I make it a rule not to date anyone I work with.'

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Prisoner painting his ball and chain. mockup

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

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'The Not so Great Escape.'

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Do you believe in free love?

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Prison Romance.

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'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.' mockup

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

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'...And we'll soon have you out of those nasty black clod-hoppers and into some nice comfy slippers.'

'...And we'll soon have you out of those nasty black clod-hoppers and into some nice comfy slippers.' mockup

'...And we'll soon have you out of those nasty black clod-hoppers and into some nice comfy slippers.'

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'So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.'

'So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.' mockup

'So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.'

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'I'll get back to you... I seem to have misplaced your folder...'

'I'll get back to you... I seem to have misplaced your folder...' mockup

'I'll get back to you... I seem to have misplaced your folder...'

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'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.' mockup

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

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'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.' mockup

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

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"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?" mockup

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

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'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.' mockup

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

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'What I did on my summer vacation - by Jimmy Baxter, prisoner number 96401.'

'What I did on my summer vacation - by Jimmy Baxter, prisoner number 96401.' mockup

'What I did on my summer vacation - by Jimmy Baxter, prisoner number 96401.'

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"That's blind loyalty for you."

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"I was doing ok before the investigation

"I was doing ok before the investigation mockup

"I was doing ok before the investigation

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"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!" mockup

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

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'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?' mockup

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

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"Aw, thanks, son!"

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"I knew things were bleak, but I didn't realize they were THIS bleak."

"I knew things were bleak, but I didn't realize they were THIS bleak." mockup

"I knew things were bleak, but I didn't realize they were THIS bleak."

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'First time inside?'

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"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."

"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv." mockup

"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."

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Prisoner giving another prisoner hashmark tattoos on his arm to track days in prison.

Prisoner giving another prisoner hashmark tattoos on his arm to track days in prison. mockup

Prisoner giving another prisoner hashmark tattoos on his arm to track days in prison.

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Prisoner has a stripy shadow.

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'Yeah, I know I said they'd never take me alive -- you call this living?'

'Yeah, I know I said they'd never take me alive -- you call this living?' mockup

'Yeah, I know I said they'd never take me alive -- you call this living?'

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'Of couse the bars are far apart. This is a minimum security prison.'

'Of couse the bars are far apart. This is a minimum security prison.' mockup

'Of couse the bars are far apart. This is a minimum security prison.'

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'I got 75 years -- I was driving under the influence, and I ran over an endangered species.'

'I got 75 years -- I was driving under the influence, and I ran over an endangered species.' mockup

'I got 75 years -- I was driving under the influence, and I ran over an endangered species.'

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'I got twenty years for abduction, what about you?'

'I got twenty years for abduction, what about you?' mockup

'I got twenty years for abduction, what about you?'

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Prison Gifts Collection

Prison Mugs

Explore our collection of prison-themed mugs for a humorous or thoughtful twist on this intriguing subject.

Prison Pillows

Browse our prison-inspired pillows to add wit and comfort to your living or office space.

Prison Prints

Check out our striking prints that delve into themes of justice, redemption, and the human stories behind incarceration.

Prison T-Shirts

Discover our range of prison-interest T-shirts, perfect for making a bold statement or sparking conversation.