Prison Life Gifts

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

'For my last meal, I'd like something that's not high in trans-fat.'

Prisoners playing croquet with their ball and chain.

"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."

'He wouldn't stop telling me his whole boring life story. I finally had to end it.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

"It's an escape route. You know, in case of fire."

Stirrbucks

'This won't take long. I have to go to a 'sensitivity training seminar' in an hour.'

"The judge offered me a deal. Here for 30 days or a colonoscopy prep."

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

'His first time in prison.'

'I call it 'Cellblock Shiraz'. Don't be intimidated by the bouquet.'

'When I snore, I'm put in solitary. And on nights when I don't, I'm released back into the general population.'

Prisoner's Escape Route Blocked.

"The Ficus Benjamina keeps asking where you are, and I'm tired of lying."

Prisoner

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prison cell wallpaper peels off

"Don't think outside the box. Think outside of the cell!"

"We live in a cell. Why can't we have a cellphone?"

"They're suppositories. Well what other type of drugs do you expect me to smuggle in."

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'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

"You look worn out-let me take him walkies."

'I was just hanging out... and they got me for indecent exposure.'

'Just habit. Before he got here he spent three years under house arrest.'

'I never knew that about walls...did you?'

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Exhibition for Prisoners

'Well, that's what we get for listening to reason.'

Convict Decor

'And what's Ena Sharples been up to lately?'

'We get three square-meals a day in here!'