Prison Life Chuckles Gifts

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'Let's get a kitty.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

When staffing agencies screw up.

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Convict Decor

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Martha bakes with her new friends.

"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

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