Prison Life Satire Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone intrigued by prison life satire? Discover our range of clever, funny products that poke fun at the penitentiary world with wit and style. Perfect for fans of dark humor and sharp satire, these items are sure to bring a smile and spark conversations. Whether for a friend, co-worker, or yourself, our designs merge humor with a unique perspective on incarceration culture.

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'Sometimes I think you get caught on purpose!'

'Sometimes I think you get caught on purpose!' mockup

'Sometimes I think you get caught on purpose!'

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'Sorry your back's bothering you. I'd offer you a massage, but it's a little outside my comfort zone.'

'Sorry your back's bothering you. I'd offer you a massage, but it's a little outside my comfort zone.' mockup

'Sorry your back's bothering you. I'd offer you a massage, but it's a little outside my comfort zone.'

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"They're suppositories. Well what other type of drugs do you expect me to smuggle in."

"They're suppositories. Well what other type of drugs do you expect me to smuggle in." mockup

"They're suppositories. Well what other type of drugs do you expect me to smuggle in."

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"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought." mockup

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

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'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.' mockup

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

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When staffing agencies screw up.

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"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!" mockup

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

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Convict Decor

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'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.' mockup

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

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'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.' mockup

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

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"Try and give me... happy."

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Martha bakes with her new friends. mockup

Martha bakes with her new friends.

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'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...' mockup

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

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'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?' mockup

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

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'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?' mockup

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

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"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!"

"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!" mockup

"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!"

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'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.' mockup

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

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"I've sent last minute treatments to all the major studios."

"I've sent last minute treatments to all the major studios." mockup

"I've sent last minute treatments to all the major studios."

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'But I learned a valuable lesson: Before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'

'But I learned a valuable lesson: Before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.' mockup

'But I learned a valuable lesson: Before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'

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'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...' mockup

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

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When Financial Planners Go To Prison. mockup

When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

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'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?' mockup

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

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I'll tell you what I most miss...being able to garrote people...

I'll tell you what I most miss...being able to garrote people... mockup

I'll tell you what I most miss...being able to garrote people...

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Worst escape attempt ever.

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'Just think of it as your time share condo.'

'Just think of it as your time share condo.' mockup

'Just think of it as your time share condo.'

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Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue. mockup

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

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'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.' mockup

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

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"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

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Convict Ties

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'This is the first time in five years we've managed to get the whole law firm together.'

'This is the first time in five years we've managed to get the whole law firm together.' mockup

'This is the first time in five years we've managed to get the whole law firm together.'

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HM Prison Vet

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'I saw him first!'

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'No need to come in... you can fax me your resume.'

'No need to come in... you can fax me your resume.' mockup

'No need to come in... you can fax me your resume.'

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'...until the doctor put me on this bread and butter diet nothing worked for me.'

'...until the doctor put me on this bread and butter diet nothing worked for me.' mockup

'...until the doctor put me on this bread and butter diet nothing worked for me.'

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Prison Life Satire Gifts Collection

Prison Life Satire Mugs

Discover our collection of prison life satire mugs and add some wit to your daily routine or gift-giving!

Prison Life Satire Pillows

Explore humorous prison life satire pillows, ideal for adding a witty touch to any room with clever artwork.

Prison Life Satire Prints

Browse our prison satire prints, designed to bring humor and thoughtfulness to your home or office decor.

Prison Life Satire T-Shirts

Check out our prison satire t-shirts—perfect for showcasing a sharp sense of humor and interest in social satire.