Prison System Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures sharp wit and a satirical edge about the prison system? Our collection offers clever, humorous items that make a statement and spark conversation. Whether for a social commentator, a humor lover, or someone interested in criminal justice issues, these products combine humor with insight, offering a unique gift that’s both thoughtful and thought-provoking.

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'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.' mockup

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

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The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine. mockup

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

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"Twenty five years! But your honor, mockup

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

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"I got probation."

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'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.' mockup

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

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'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..." mockup

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

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When staffing agencies screw up.

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"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it." mockup

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

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TOO SLOW

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"Parts and labor?"

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"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?" mockup

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

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'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.' mockup

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.' mockup

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

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'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!' mockup

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'

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"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty."

"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty." mockup

"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty."

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"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea." mockup

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

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'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?' mockup

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

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"We find the defendant very telegenic." mockup

"We find the defendant very telegenic."

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Convict Decor

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'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.' mockup

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

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Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings. mockup

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

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Santa Claus wanted poster.

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Post Office fraud wing in a prison. mockup

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

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"Try and give me... happy."

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'The Jury has found you not guilty of robbery.'

'The Jury has found you not guilty of robbery.' mockup

'The Jury has found you not guilty of robbery.'

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'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.' mockup

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

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'They got me for 'hate-texting.'' mockup

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

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'In with the warden !'

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!" mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!"

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'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?' mockup

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

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Martha bakes with her new friends. mockup

Martha bakes with her new friends.

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"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents." mockup

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

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'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...' mockup

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."

"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution." mockup

"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."

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Prison System Satirist Gifts Collection

Prison System Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty prison system satire mugs—perfect for anyone who loves dark humor and clever social commentary.

Prison System Satirist Pillows

Check out our humorous prison satire pillows—bring a playful yet provocative touch to your home decor.

Prison System Satirist Prints

Discover our striking prison system satire prints—perfect for adding wit and insight to your living or office space.

Prison System Satirist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of satirical prison system t-shirts—ideal for making a humorous statement and showcasing your unique perspective.