Prison Culture Gifts

Prison Guard Tattoo

He said the colour orange would suit me .

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Tic-tac-toe

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Madoff and devil.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Police Lineup Escape

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Prisoner Crossing

Exhibition for Prisoners

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Prison Wallpaper.

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

Convict Decor

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"