Jail Enthusiast Mugs

It's stopped raining. I think I'll be going!

Prison Romance.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

Santa visits prison.

Prisoner

Barnaby in Newgate

Prisoner calculates his time left in crowbars.

Prisoner's Escape Route Blocked.

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

'Hey, rat, most of us use our one call to contact a lawyer, not Crime Stoppers.'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'