Prison Setting Enthusiast Prints

'My philosophy of life?... Trial and error.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"What's your exit strategy?"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Santa visits prison.

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Barnaby in Newgate

The great escape.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"I think I found the problem...."

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"