Prison Enthusiasts Prints

Prison Yard.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'Wait a sec. I'm getting another call.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

"What's your exit strategy?"

"I think I found the problem...."

The great escape.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

Barnaby in Newgate

Santa visits prison.

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

"A jailbreak through the sewer? You're crazy, Murray!"

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."