Jail Enthusiasts Prints

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Prison Romance.

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

Prisoner

Santa visits prison.

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

Prisoner calculates his time left in crowbars.

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'Hey, rat, most of us use our one call to contact a lawyer, not Crime Stoppers.'