Incarceration Enthusiast Prints

"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"You ever done time?"

Tell Warden Fusco that if he doesn't meet our demands he's going to have another Attica on his hands!

Chasing Dreams

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.'

"I think I found the problem...."

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

Santa visits prison.

Exit vent. Cell block. Climb down bedsheets. Hide behind shrubs. Machine shop. Get tools. Cut fence. Climb tower. View prison up here. Supply room. Crawl through vent. Rope ladder. This escape plan of yours might have worked if it wasn't for the going-away party! Good bye! We'll miss you.

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

The great escape.

'I didn't get a fair trial, my judge owned the house I burgled.'

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

Advertising for my lawyer was part of my plea agreement. 1800callron.

"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."

"A jailbreak through the sewer? You're crazy, Murray!"