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"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Chasing Dreams

Desert Island Inmate

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.'

Santa visits prison.

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"I think I found the problem...."

The great escape.

'I didn't get a fair trial, my judge owned the house I burgled.'

"Apparently, you're supposed to wait for them to grope you before you take them out."

"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

"A jailbreak through the sewer? You're crazy, Murray!"