Prison Culture Enthusiast Prints

The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror

'Watch it man. I was tried as an adult.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

Santa visits prison.

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

Barnaby in Newgate

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

'Juries have never liked me.'

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

Term Life Insurance

Uli Hoeness

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,

Prison Guard Tattoo

It's stopped raining. I think I'll be going!