Jail Humor Enthusiast Prints

'With you being the president of a mattress company, I can imagine this is going to be quite an adjustment for you,'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prisoner Crossing

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

At least you have security!

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'Hey. You're back.'

"Apparently it's OK to clone sheep but not hundred-dollar bills"

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

"See you later. Do you want the door closed?'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

"Just came back to pick up my mail."