Prison Satire Aficionados Gifts

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Try and give me... happy."

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Hey. You're back.'

'So, how was your day?'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"Each time I was told to put myself in another man's shoes, I walk away in 'em."

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

'Juries have never liked me.'

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

I'll tell you what I most miss...being able to garrote people...

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

'Want a cracker?'

Term Life Insurance

'Just like being in the Post Office!'