Prison Satire Fans Gifts

Worst escape attempt ever.

'Let's get a kitty.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"Try and give me... happy."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Hey. You're back.'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'So, how was your day?'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Each time I was told to put myself in another man's shoes, I walk away in 'em."

'Juries have never liked me.'

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

'Want a cracker?'

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

'Just like being in the Post Office!'

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

Term Life Insurance

'Dear, I'd like you to meet Michel LeCouteau -- we did time together once.'

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'