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When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

'Let's get a kitty.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

"Try and give me... happy."

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Hey. You're back.'

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

'So, how was your day?'

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

"Each time I was told to put myself in another man's shoes, I walk away in 'em."

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

'Juries have never liked me.'

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

I'll tell you what I most miss...being able to garrote people...

Listen. I'll change it in 30 - 60 days. Just use the yard until then.

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

'Somebody tweeted.'

'Just like being in the Post Office!'

'I demand a new cellmate! -- that bum you put me with is a thief!'