Prison Satire Mugs

Start their day with a splash of dark humor on a mug that cleverly satirizes prison life. Our prison satire mugs blend wit and wit, making every coffee break a conversation starter.

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"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."

"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate." mockup

"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."

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'Let's get a kitty.'

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'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.' mockup

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

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When staffing agencies screw up.

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"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!" mockup

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.' mockup

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

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"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?" mockup

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

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Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year. mockup

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

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'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.' mockup

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

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Convict Decor

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'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.' mockup

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

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"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun." mockup

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

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'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.' mockup

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

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Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street. mockup

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

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Post Office fraud wing in a prison. mockup

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

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'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.' mockup

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

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'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...' mockup

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

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"Try and give me... happy."

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'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?' mockup

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

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Martha bakes with her new friends. mockup

Martha bakes with her new friends.

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"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour) mockup

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

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'They got me for 'hate-texting.'' mockup

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

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"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents." mockup

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

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'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?' mockup

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

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"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi." mockup

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

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'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?' mockup

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

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'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!' mockup

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

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'But I learned a valuable lesson: Before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'

'But I learned a valuable lesson: Before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.' mockup

'But I learned a valuable lesson: Before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'

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'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.' mockup

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

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"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!"

"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!" mockup

"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!"

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"I've sent last minute treatments to all the major studios."

"I've sent last minute treatments to all the major studios." mockup

"I've sent last minute treatments to all the major studios."

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Prison Satire Mugs Collection

Prison Satire Pillows

Brighten up your space with our witty prison satire pillows—fun, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a few laughs.

Prison Satire Prints

Add some irony to your walls with our clever prison satire art prints—ideal for any space that appreciates dark humor with a message.

Prison Satire T-Shirts

Want to wear your satire? Explore our prison-themed t-shirts that blend humor with social commentary for a bold fashion statement.