Prison Satire Lover Mugs

"Try and give me... happy."

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

Wow. A corner office at last

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

Maximum Insecurity Prison

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

'Juries have never liked me.'

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

I'll tell you what I most miss...being able to garrote people...

Uli Hoeness

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

'Dear, I'd like you to meet Michel LeCouteau -- we did time together once.'

Term Life Insurance