Prison Parody Lover Gifts

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Maximum Insecurity Prison

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

Wow. A corner office at last

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'Mother thought you'd like some fruit!'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'Mob audition'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

"Try and give me... happy."

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'Hey. You're back.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

"Each time I was told to put myself in another man's shoes, I walk away in 'em."

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

'Juries have never liked me.'

When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.