Prison Trope Lover Gifts

'His first time in prison.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

Prison Romance.

Wow. A corner office at last

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

"Try and give me... happy."

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

Maximum Insecurity Prison

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

"I couldn’t get a date on the outside and now I’m swamped with marriage proposals!"

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

"I buried three husbands. . .problem was, two of them were only napping."

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'

'Excuse me sir, What year is it'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

Prisoner wins a world cruise holiday.

I blame it on the system. On my last stretch I did a computer course, and now I'm in for computer fraud.

Ice-cream van supplies skyscraper of cones to reach prisoner in upstairs cell

State Prison - 'Don't give up on me Betty, they won't catch me next time.'

"What do you miss most?"