'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'
Prison Pun Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your prison pun lover? Our collection of witty, pun-filled items features clever phrases and hilarious designs. Perfect for anyone with a knack for wordplay and a good sense of humor, these products add a playful touch to their day. Whether it’s for a friend, a family member, or yourself, find something that locks in laughs and unlocks fun.
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"He's having a hard time finding work."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
Assault 'n' Vinegar
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
Backfire
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
'Do you have any catsup?'
Cut Price
"That's it. We’re toast."
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Prison Pun Lover Gifts Collection
Prison Pun Lover Mugs
Love prison puns? Explore our collection of mugs that are as clever and funny as your favorite wordplay enthusiast.
Prison Pun Lover Pillows
Pillow talk just got funnier with our selection of humorous prison pun pillows—perfect for adding some laughs to any space.
Prison Pun Lover Prints
Brighten up their wall with witty prison pun prints that showcase their love for clever humor and inside jokes.
Prison Pun Lover T-Shirts
Get your pun lover giggling with our selection of witty t-shirts packed with clever prison-related wordplay.