Prison Trope Lover Pillows

'His first time in prison.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

Wow. A corner office at last

Prison Romance.

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"Try and give me... happy."

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

Maximum Insecurity Prison

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

'Excuse me sir, What year is it'

'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

"I buried three husbands. . .problem was, two of them were only napping."

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

Prisoner wins a world cruise holiday.

I blame it on the system. On my last stretch I did a computer course, and now I'm in for computer fraud.

Ice-cream van supplies skyscraper of cones to reach prisoner in upstairs cell

"What do you miss most?"

State Prison - 'Don't give up on me Betty, they won't catch me next time.'

'Someday, son, all of this will be yours.'