Prison Lore Lover Pillows

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

Prison Romance.

Wow. A corner office at last

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Mermaids

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"Try and give me... happy."

'Voyeur!'

Maximum Insecurity Prison

Santa visits prison.

Do you believe in free love?

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"I buried three husbands. . .problem was, two of them were only napping."

'Excuse me sir, What year is it'