Prison Lore Lover Pillows

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

Prison Romance.

Wow. A corner office at last

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Mermaids

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"Try and give me... happy."

'Voyeur!'

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

Santa visits prison.

Maximum Insecurity Prison

Do you believe in free love?

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

"I couldn’t get a date on the outside and now I’m swamped with marriage proposals!"

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'

'Excuse me sir, What year is it'