Prison Parody Lover Pillows

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Maximum Insecurity Prison

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

Wow. A corner office at last

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'Mother thought you'd like some fruit!'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"Try and give me... happy."

'Mob audition'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'Hey. You're back.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"Each time I was told to put myself in another man's shoes, I walk away in 'em."

When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

'Juries have never liked me.'

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

Term Life Insurance

'I demand a new cellmate! -- that bum you put me with is a thief!'