Prison Narrative Lover Gifts

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"What do you miss most?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

Prison Romance.

Wow. A corner office at last

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

Anecdote Magazine

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"Try and give me... happy."

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

"I was doing ok before the investigation

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

"He says he won't wear a mask."

Maximum Insecurity Prison

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".