Imprisonment Narratives Lover Gifts

'Excuse me sir, What year is it'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Wow. A corner office at last

Prison Romance.

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Man and bird

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

Anecdote Magazine

In The Bastille

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

"Try and give me... happy."

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."

"He says he won't wear a mask."

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

Noah's Ark Sculpture

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

"I buried three husbands. . .problem was, two of them were only napping."

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."