Narrative Analysis Lover Gifts

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Mystery of the Poets

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Christopher Nolan caricature

The Truth

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Man and bird

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

The Doomed Character

Anecdote Magazine

"Dial M for MacGuffin."

Sir Joseph Bowley's

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

David and Goliath and bra-sling

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"

Noah and the Flood

"If you want something done right, you have to lead a military coup."

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Ohmygosh! What? What? Is a Kardashian here? Major scandal. Epic proportions. Infidelity of the highest order. Sadie Cohen has been cheating on Uncle Mort. Can you believe it? Sadie! The very image of perfection revealed as a fraud! She's not the image of perfection. Stick with me. This is for narrative purposes. Oh, fine. No way! But she's so perfect!

'Sorry Tin Man you have been replaced by a Samsung D800.'

Noah's Ark Sculpture

Sailors eating a mermaid

"Limited nuclear war, sir, is where people like you and me survive."

"You’re trying to take credit for one of mine."

'Excuse me sir, What year is it'