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Mystery of the Poets

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Christopher Nolan caricature

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Peter Lorre caricature

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

Crime

SnowmanBig City

Raymond Chandler, the money-grubbing years.

It was official. She was desperate.

The shadow

Dashiell Hammett

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

Anecdote Magazine

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"No more last requests."

Dashiell Hammett

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"