Narrative Analysis Fan Gifts

The Doomed Character

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Thomas Keneally

Ask A Silly Question.

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

The Truth

Romulus and Remus

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

God's Double Whammy.

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Bertolt Brecht

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep