Narrative Fan Gifts

"Late, as usual."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Thomas Keneally

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."