Novel Narrative Fans Gifts

Thomas Keneally

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Ask A Silly Question.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Romulus and Remus

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Toni Morrison

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

God's Double Whammy.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Bertolt Brecht

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."